The Computer's Swallowed Grandma

The computer's swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly, its true.

She pressed control and enter,
And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her, completely.
The thought just makes me squirm.

Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.

I've even used the internet.
But, nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves;
My searches to refine.

The reply, from him, was negative;
Not a thing was found online.

So, if, inside your ' In Box',
My Grandma you should see ~

Please 'Scan', 'Copy', and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me.