The Right Dress

The Right Dress

There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal shop one day and
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding.

"Exactly what type of dress are you looking for?" replied the sales clerk,

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she finally said,
"Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
brides who are being married the first time and a bit more innocent, if you
know what I mean?"

"Well" replied the customer, more than a little put out. "I can assure you
that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it or not, despite all my
marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time bride." "You see, my first
husband was so excited about our wedding he died as we were checking into
our hotel.

My second husband and I got into a terrible fight in the limo on our way to
the reception and have not spoken since. We had that wedding annulled
immediately."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk:.

"Well" said the woman, "he was a REPUBLICAN and every night for four years
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."