Priest and Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks: "Is it still
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and
tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with
his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still
a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with
my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes, and
then he said, "Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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