Seven Degrees of Blonde

FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2
in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened
a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some
woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in
the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde
says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The
second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
he opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde
is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut
up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend
says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's
easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That
was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."