Four Nuns

One Friday four nuns are wondering what to do with their weekend, after a lot of thought they decide to ask the priest for the whole weekend off to go

on a little trip away.

 

Off they went to ask the priest, he gave it a lot of consideration and in the end he decided to give the nuns this little break on one condition, that on Monday they would come back and admit the sins they committed on the weekend. The nuns agreed and off they went.

 

Monday comes and the first nun comes to the priest and says, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned, I was backing out of my brothers driveway and ran over his neighbors dog."

 

The priest looked up to heaven for a moment and said to the nun "God forgives you, now go and drink the holy water." .....and off she went and drank the holy water.

 

The fourth nun, who was waiting in line had began to laugh absurdly.

 

The second nun comes into the priest and says, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned, I ran down the main street naked."

 

The priest looked up to heaven for a few minutes and then said to the nun "God forgives you, now go and drink the holy water.".......and off she went

and drank the holy water.

 

The fourth nun was now on the ground laughing.

 

The third nun comes into the priest and says, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned, I kissed a man."

 

The priest looked up to heaven for a few moments and then said to nun "God forgives you, now go and drink the holy water. So off she went and drank the holy water.

 

Then it was the fourth nuns turn, The priest turned to her and said, "Now what the hell is so funny?"

 

She replied,"I pissed in the holy water"