Christmas joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this Holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" | ||
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